I came across this entry on Slate.com a few weeks ago and had been meaning to post it ever since. Slate is one of my favorite political gab-sites. Below is their take on what President Obama's facebook page would look like. This was right after the "You Lie" shouting incident. They update it ever so often. You can see the latest one here.
Below is one of my favorites. Particularly VP Joe Biden and Michael Jordan.
| Congress is back. Looking forward to having a constructive dialogue with all of you about the vital issues facing this nation. Same to you, socialist! Yeah, can't wait to bankrupt hardworking Americans. | |
| Barack Obama posted a video: Health Care Speech. You lie! | |
| 150 million people joined the group Joe Wilson Is a Douchenozzle. | |
| 150 million people joined the group Joe Wilson Is an American Hero. | |
| Rahm Emanuel sent Joe Wilson a gift: Brown paper bag. Look inside. | |
| Charles Boustany posted a note: Republican response to Obama. OK, cue Cougar Town. | |
| CNN posted a video: Joe Wilson: I Am Very Sorry for What I Said. | |
| Joe Wilson wrote on Barack Obama's Wall: I Apologize, Mr. President. | |
| Joe Wilson posted a photo: Not good enough. | |
| The House of Representatives created the event Joe Wilson Public Spanking. Michael Duvall likes this. | |
| Joe Wilson just raised $1.1 million. | |
| Rob Miller just raised $1.5 million. | |
| CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News just raised $800 million. | |
| Joseph C. Wilson changed his profile name to Not That Joe Wilson. | |
| MTV sent Taylor Swift a gift: Video Music Award. Taylor, congratulations on winning your award. You deserve it.. Why thanks, Kanye. How kind of you.. Facebook advertisement paid for by Kanye West. | |
| Terry Moran Obama called Kanye West a "jackass." Now THAT'S presidential. Oh please, no, don't show Obama as a relatable human being. | |
| TMZ posted a clip: AUDIO: Barack Obama Calling Kanye West a "Jackass." Again? No, this is a disaster. Please stop. | |
| CNN posted a video: EXCLUSIVE: Barack Obama Calls Kanye West "Jackass." Do you want it in 3-D? Because we can do that. | |
| Jimmy Carter Joe Wilson is a racist. | |
| Jimmy Carter I must say, Kanye's interruption was awfully inappropriate. | |
| Jimmy Carter The Vampire Diaries really is a terrific program. I'm sorry, that's my limit. STFU. | |
Michael Jordan 5 People I love: Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan, and Michael Jordan | |
| America is remembering. Knock, knock. Not a good time, Joe. | |
| CNN posted an article: "Coast Guard Fires on Suspicious Boat in Potomac." That was a training exercise. Training my sack. They took my sea bass! | |
| Glenn Beck created the event 9/12 Project March on Washington. Sounds fun. What day is it? | |
| Rush Limbaugh posted a video: Black Kids Beating Up White Kid on a Bus. This is what happens in Obama's America. Yeah. Since when do people of different races fight over bus seats? | |
| Glenn Beck Obama has more czars than Communist Russia! Well, technically the czars held power in imperialist Russia. This is why you don't have a TV show. | |
| Max Baucus posted a note: America's Healthy Future Act. This bill is pretty good, and I'ma let you present it, but Beyoncé has ONE OF THE BEST HEALTH CARE PROPOSALS OF ALL TIME!!! OK, who showed Joe the Internet? | |
| Politico posted an article: "Rick Santorum Pondering 2012 Bid." | |
| Rick Santorum joined the cause Fix My Google Search. | |
