- There's a guy that I used to go out with. He was famous for breaking dates at the last minute which got super frustrating. I mean the sucker wouldn't even call until the last minute. So needless to say, I dont really see him anymore. Haven't seen him since August. We chit-chat on IM sometimes. So his birthday just passed. I offered to take him out for a drink. He says "all I get is a drink." Ummm yeah dude..that's it. Was he looking for dinner? Some goodness? Why would he expect more? He can't even show up often enough to achieve jump off status.
- I ordered a pizza. It came to $13 and some change. I hand over a $20 bill. The delivery guy puts it in his pocket and has to stop himself from turning around and says "oh, you want change." No. I'd like to give you a $7 tip after being charged a $2 delivery fee.
- I'm waiting on a call about an issue. The person says, "I have to finish some paperwork and I'm on it!" It's like 3 days later. I follow up and they send a message for me to cool it because they are still doing paperwork! With an exclamation mark! Should I assume that it's gonna take 3 days. That's like me saying, I'll call you as soon as I get home and when you call me back after a few days I say, "I said i'd call you when i got home! Stop bugging me." But I never told you that when I said that, I was at the airport on my way to Tanzania and I wont be back for a month.
- Two Guys at work are having a conversation:
Guy 1: I've got to show you the pics from my birthday so that you can see "The humongous bigguns."
Guy 2: When I meet her, I'm gonna tell her that you said that.
Guy 1: Go ahead. I mean that's why she bought em.
is that really the exact reason...so you could called them humongous bigguns to your friends..wow grown men...
- Then I tried to watch a video earlier that kept stopping and buffering every 5 seconds. I was ready to smash the computer.
