Last nights final reunion was a snoozer. Kim and Nene were still working on not saying anything negative, which basically means that they weren't saying anything.I love tardy for the party, even though Kim can't sing a lick. But clearly the most exciting part of the reunion was the fact that Dwight has a PENILE IMPLANT!!!! WHAT?? And then he tried to dismiss it like "it's not a big deal. Women get breast implants every day."...blah..blah blah...
Stop the presses. That is not a small thing. Can we talk about this a little more? Is that popular and I just don't know about it because I don't have a penis. I'm sure that a few blushing ladies would like to refer some people that they know. Dwight, give us the name of your doctor. The blushing ladies can send anonymous referrals to a few people.
Did you catch Dwights eye roll when Sheree said that she was involved in the fashion show? He's a mess. He was a complete lunatic during that fashion show. It turned out great, but if you're going to work the background, play your position and stay in the background. He rarely had anything positive to say. I think it was just to make her think that she needed him and couldn't do it without him. To tell her that he was going to start the show with or without her. Oh, I would've been heated. Actually, now that I think about it, the bridesmaids should've pulled that for Kendalls bachelorette party and bridal shower.*Enter nostalgic wavy picture/flash back scene*
We want more appreciation. Cards and saying thank you aren't enough. We want a cut of the gifts. We should've changed the bridesmaid gowns without consulting. Cut some shorter, changed the color, style, etc. Changed the wedding set up. Told her that it's stupid to wear her hair pulled back for her wedding. That is so out. I mean who does that. But she shouldn't wear it out either. That won't look good (ala the model hair discussion between Dwight and Sheree). I mean, I know that we offered to plan and host it, but I can't believe that she expected us to pick the establishment, send out invites, and coordinate it all. I mean really. The nerve.
Oh yeah. Every event that I offer to host from here on out will be Dwighted. Or I guess that I should say that it will be Da-wong. Somehow I think that everyone will stop taking me up on my offer.
Have a Great Friday Ladies
What are you doing this weekend?